Just playing I need cola and the polar bears and santa

Freshly squeezed orange 🍊

Water isn’t what I need right now

Hey it’s john for anyone who thinks blaze is actually physically typing at 1:51am yeah she asleep but not my hunger and I’m so thirsty

It’s my humans bday soon if that helps x

False alarm 🚨 just playing starving for the good stuff

Ahhhhh I’m dying no joke I’m falling into a bottomless fridge with no food awwwwhhhhhh

Who wants to order my guys some jepic food okay I love you bye bye his tummy rumbles for take away food fridge food isn’t cutting it

Good Night 😗 pic.twitter.com/qMJXjpNjs8

My slave cough cough I mean human just gave me a shower so I am fresher than ever only one complaint I had to share the shower with Him