Tweet Archive for December 2015 « page 3

Who Spilt my Orange Juice

5:00pm Dec 10 2015 —

I Think I’m falling in Love again with my Bed

4:57pm Dec 10 2015 —

I’ve Been Asked to Join Men In Black I Guess They Need My Ninja Skills

4:54pm Dec 10 2015 —

People Think Im Chilling Out Chewing a Bone When Actually Im Having A Sunday Roast Yum Yum

4:52pm Dec 10 2015 —

Cheers, Let’s Have Another Cup of Tea

4:50pm Dec 10 2015 —

La la la la la la la la la

4:49pm Dec 10 2015 —

Wake Up Sleepy Heads

4:49pm Dec 10 2015 —

The Whole Worlds Gone Mad I Think Im The Last Civilized Dog Alive

4:48pm Dec 10 2015 —

Shark Shark Shark Get Out of the Water its Treacherous

4:44pm Dec 10 2015 —

Hydrated pic.twitter.com/NRVD2S5Q2E

3:28pm Dec 9 2015 —

Birds are Flying pic.twitter.com/pQPyBBtMTY

3:23pm Dec 9 2015 —

What’s Happening? pic.twitter.com/1X76ckdy9U

3:21pm Dec 9 2015 —

Hello Milan (Bergamo) airport 7th Jan!! At 10:00am!!!

11:14pm Dec 8 2015 —

Copenhagen See You Jan 8th at 1:15!!!! Love you Danish pastries

10:58pm Dec 8 2015 —

10:30am

10:53pm Dec 8 2015 —

My humans will be in Manchester Jan 12th at 8:00am -10:30pm and London (STN) on Jan 8th 19:25

10:49pm Dec 8 2015 —

Just to get a Tan! See you Madrid T1 Airport on January 12th at 7:00pm

10:42pm Dec 8 2015 —

Coming to Berlin SXP airport on January 6th at 2:25pm 😜 and Cologne at 7:30pm 😝 and Bremen 2:20pm on January 12th 😝

10:26pm Dec 8 2015 —

My New BabySitter @katyperry pic.twitter.com/bWq5F4276h

8:39pm Dec 8 2015 —

Settle Down Settle Down It’s Time For My Nap Zzzzzz

8:37pm Dec 8 2015 —

Its Awesome my humans translate for me and kinda understand me to Tweet for me as i wouldn’t have the time to do it

8:36pm Dec 8 2015 —

Don’t wanna make anyone Jel but i just had some chicken and treats

8:33pm Dec 8 2015 —

im gonna float away on a puffy white cloud with my babe @katyperry and sing i kissed a girl

8:32pm Dec 8 2015 —

The Miscommunication i have with humans its like i think they get me but then i realize there not as smart as me after all i am a dog

8:29pm Dec 8 2015 —

My 2020 Calendar is a work in progress

8:26pm Dec 8 2015 —

Patience is hard to master but i think I’m yoda when it comes to it waiting for Jedmas

8:23pm Dec 8 2015 —

The Reason I Always Lick My Humans Is Because I Forget how They Taste

8:21pm Dec 8 2015 —

Hello @FijiMouse I sincerely wish you would stop going crazy your making me look all goody two shoes

8:19pm Dec 8 2015 —

Blake: Captain I can’t Find My Humans
Captain: Well You’ll have to Stay With this lad called Jack who is looking for a girl called Rose

8:15pm Dec 8 2015 —

i might aswell be in space with @FijiMouse we have such big hearts we could float against gravity you feel me 🙂 Mars here we come

8:11pm Dec 8 2015 —